my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
The Killers- Mr. Brightside, From the album, Hot Fuss
"Hold me Dylan hold me"
Liam is a Stark, Zayn is a Tyrell, Louis is a Martell. Harry is a featured attraction in Littlefinger’s brothel. Niall is Podrick Payne - so good Harry won’t let him pay.
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
Damn you are beyond adorkable
the tour starts friday and all the boys all over the god damn map what are these motherfuckier playing at
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
That tag 😂😂😂