dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

Track Title: Mr. Brightside

Artist: The Killers

Album: Hot Fuss

lostinyourstereo18:

The Killers- Mr. Brightside, From the album, Hot Fuss

#omf
  • preschooler: let's play Frozen!
  • preschooler: I want to be Anna, Max can be Kristoff
  • me: okay, who should I be?
  • preschooler: you can be Prince Hans because I don't like either of you
#omf
Anonymous asked:
"What westeros houses do you think the boys belong in?"

valencing:

Liam is a Stark, Zayn is a Tyrell, Louis is a Martell. Harry is a featured attraction in Littlefinger’s brothel. Niall is Podrick Payne - so good Harry won’t let him pay.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

dazedrose:

Damn you are beyond adorkable

germanystyles:

the tour starts friday and all the boys all over the god damn map what are these motherfuckier playing at

my keyboard stopped working??

stilinskisride asked:
"A-Z"

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ok lets do this shit

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